Once upon a time, my sister created my profile on a popular matrimonial site. Under lots of pressure to "at least communicate with someone", I logged in. Surprise! Surprise! My profile had been liked by someone who wanted to chat. Upon inspection, his profile turned out to be of the "truly eligible", and I accepted his invitation to chat. Up popped the first message - "where are you from?" I should have said, "moron, did you not read my profile?" and ended it there. But I answered and along came the next question. "I like Kamasutra. What are your hobbies?" "Avoiding idiots who forgot to grow up!" And i logged out, never to log in again!
Scenario 2 - A guy sends me a message on facebook. "Saw your pictures. Loved them! I like to make friendship with pretty girls. Want to make? How about it?" All the women I know have received these ones.
So here is the question I want to ask men - what turns you in to juvenile idiots, crazed by hoemones, no matter what your age, at the sight of a woman? And heaven help us, if we so much as look in your direction! You instantly want to "make friendship" or other such charming things! If we share our numbers or email ids, you take it as permission to indulge in innuendo!
Scenario 3 - I get introduced to creep from hell by his sister (my friend) who thinks we'd be a great match. I share my number because hey! He's my friend's brother and she is great! Guess what! On day 2 of chatting, he wants to know my waist size "to begin with!" I block him and offer to set women's organisations on him. His sister never speaks to me again!
Truth be told, women have a sixth sense when it comes to men. We can read a glance and hear the unspoken word even when you are being gentlemen. So what makes you think we'll be charmed in to jumping into your bed because you cracked "non veg" jokes (yes! Men still use that word!)
So here's the point - when you resort to sexual innuendo, explicit sexual conversations and invitations to your house for "sleep overs", we know what you mean and we think you are sex crazed, intelligence challenged idiots who need to get laid because they have never been with a woman before. And who wants that? Not us! Go get laid somewhere else and come back when you've grown up. And if you need it so bad, pay for it, but leave us alone. Stop being disrespectful. And don't protest ill treatment of women, because you are doing it too!
We know what the game is - we even play it, but please, be a gentleman wolf and let us take our time. We understand you want to live your porn fantasy of women jumping on you, floored by your wit, five minutes after meeting you, but we find our fantasy of prince charming, who is an adult and able to handle himself and walking in to the sunset more appealing!
Scenario 2 - A guy sends me a message on facebook. "Saw your pictures. Loved them! I like to make friendship with pretty girls. Want to make? How about it?" All the women I know have received these ones.
So here is the question I want to ask men - what turns you in to juvenile idiots, crazed by hoemones, no matter what your age, at the sight of a woman? And heaven help us, if we so much as look in your direction! You instantly want to "make friendship" or other such charming things! If we share our numbers or email ids, you take it as permission to indulge in innuendo!
Scenario 3 - I get introduced to creep from hell by his sister (my friend) who thinks we'd be a great match. I share my number because hey! He's my friend's brother and she is great! Guess what! On day 2 of chatting, he wants to know my waist size "to begin with!" I block him and offer to set women's organisations on him. His sister never speaks to me again!
Truth be told, women have a sixth sense when it comes to men. We can read a glance and hear the unspoken word even when you are being gentlemen. So what makes you think we'll be charmed in to jumping into your bed because you cracked "non veg" jokes (yes! Men still use that word!)
So here's the point - when you resort to sexual innuendo, explicit sexual conversations and invitations to your house for "sleep overs", we know what you mean and we think you are sex crazed, intelligence challenged idiots who need to get laid because they have never been with a woman before. And who wants that? Not us! Go get laid somewhere else and come back when you've grown up. And if you need it so bad, pay for it, but leave us alone. Stop being disrespectful. And don't protest ill treatment of women, because you are doing it too!
We know what the game is - we even play it, but please, be a gentleman wolf and let us take our time. We understand you want to live your porn fantasy of women jumping on you, floored by your wit, five minutes after meeting you, but we find our fantasy of prince charming, who is an adult and able to handle himself and walking in to the sunset more appealing!
They pop-up everywhere. And being single is open house for them, because apparently we must be as horny as them, waiting to jump in bed.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing, and disappointing, how many 'educated, well-traveled, well-read' boys turn into sex-starved idiots when they meet a woman.
I met one on FL too! And boy, was he nasty about the refusal.